May 2013
rneerkat:
its against the law for certain birds to get sick. very very ill eagle
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
aduhm:
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
me
kanyewesticle:
I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
croutoncat:
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
mememaster:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
That’s deep
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
*butterfly gets a tattoo of a human on lower back*
someone just submitted this to me
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
thorsies:
summer break
thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
plaidkind:
look at that
it’s that time again
self hatred o’clock
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
